Popsicles Really Satsify

What is it about a popsicle in the Summer? My girlfriend moved to Baltimore and then her dog died. I drove 9 hours to see her (you understand). We decided to take a day trip to DC to see the usual suspects… the White House, the Washington Monument, Lincoln Memorial, you know the drill. It was 1000 degrees that day so we melted as we slugged through the Mall wondering where the water was. It’s drained and completely dry due to being part of the Recovery Act – you know, infrastructure. So my friend procured 2 Blast Off popsicles from a vendor and we sat on the grass to take our shoes off. As we ate these popsicles I said, “This is the best popsicle I’ve Ever Had in my Entire Life.” She looked at me and said slowly, “It’s so…. Cold.” This struck us both as funny.